Shadows over Amber, a Court you do not like,
A father who is distant, and cousins who are not,
Politics that are twisted, and aunts who hate your guts,
You could've done much better, but this is what you've got.

I really like your style, you know - it keeps her off my back,
When Florimel gets someone else to pick on 'til he's sore.
When it's not me, or Halloran, who gets to bear her wrath.
So, please, keep on harassing her, and I'll like you even more.